#dont tell the bride

[bogslob]

Okay so I have recently discovered that on “Don’t tell the Bride” the wedding ceremony is not allowed to be legal so I am now desperate for someone to write a fake dating fic where they fake getting married to have the ultimate party

[yourfavebooklrsfavebooklr]

Some lesbian books for international lesbian day!

So Let Them Burn by Kamilah Cole - 1/2 MCs is a lesbian

The Orc and Her Bride by Lila Gwynn - 1/2 MCs is a lesbian

Tell Me How It Ends by Quinton Li - MC is a lesbian (confirmed by author, pretty clear in book, not explicitly stated yet)

Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant - there’s a large cast of characters, one major SC / love interest is a lesbian

Like Other Girls by Britta Lundin - MC is a lesbian

The Henna Wars by Adiba Jaigirdar- MC is a lesbian

Don’t Want You Like a Best Friend by Emma R. Alban - I’m pretty sure both MCs are lesbians? At least one is

Last Night at the Telegraph Club by Malinda Lo - MC is a lesbian

Cosmoknights by Hannah Templer - pretty sure at least one major character is a lesbian

[cardinalcheerio]

How I imagine the Batboys insulting a random thug:

Dick: FLUBBERNUGET

Jason: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Tim: Crusty ass bitch

Damian: You are a disgrace to your ancestors, family name, city, self...etc. (goes on til thug is crying)

[guinevereslancelot]

for the first time in my life i was just asked if i have kids instead of if i'm in college yet. the years start coming and they don't stop coming huh

[bisaster-energy]

im not even done my current kuwameshi fic and im already getting ideas about new ones...

[mediterraneanmenace]

"You tear me open, dark beauty, With derisive laughter, And then look at my heart With eyes as soft as moonlight"

Cover art for the Prologue of my Baldur's Gate 3 prequel. You can read the first part here - I will be posting the story on AO3 as well as soon as I have more illustrations/chapters done. :)

[Close-ups below]

[hella1975]

there may be an influx of ethel cain mutuals atm and im even willing to share the podium but i will ALWAYS be the strangers mutual. stay humble

[wheelie-butch]

FIRST of all kurits connor this is the greatest show in the world. second of all you clearly aren't fucking ready for SNOG MARRY AVOID which is GENUINELY THE WORST THING ANYONE COULD PUT ON TELEVISION.

[rockstarlwt28]

TELL ME ABOUT DON'T TELL THE BRIDE, TELL ME ABOUT DON'T TELL THE BRIDE

Don't Tell The Bride idea is taken from the show itself. But It's a Harry & Louis wedding. One of them plans the wedding, a token of trust in their fiance. Consulting their family comes with a few airs of displeasure in terms of choices they're planning on making. And with the way things appear to go, it's a question of how well they know their partner - enough to fulfil their dream wedding - one they both wish to remember for the rest of their lives.

Fluff / Humour

[the-kneesbees]

that hesitation you're feeling is the effect of the toxic masculinity that has been integrated into the fabric of our society. ignore it. speak your truth. the princess bride is a fantastic movie

[librarycard]

crying in my car again

[kingdomvel]

Why did I just learn of the existence of this gem??

(also here is the video with better quality but I think the low quality gives it more personality)

[swaggypsyduck]

El Niño is a weather event in Australia and I thought you might enjoy this as a fan. Sorry for my shitty cropping ability anyways if you want me to send you the El Niño alert when it gets to to it I will

omfg yeee el niño is the warm water current if im not mistaken?? (ecology is not my strong suit) BUT YES IF IT HAPPENS PLS SEND IT TO ME!! yall spoil me too much🥺🫶🏼!!

(dont worry about ur cropping uve seen mine💀💀)

[thedoormann]

it was actual glass as far as im aware since the reanimator production was so cheap (in case u were wondering)

thats so cute so Bruce was just trying not to get cut on glass aww lol u can tell the way he jerks his hand back so fast

[abimee]

this can tie into ruyan as well i think...... ruyan does not struggle with her gender or sexuality at all in any sort of repressed way i think the only way she really struggles with is outwardly dating other people because of her specific circumstance of not technically a cis woman? but something agender but wants to be spoken to as a woman and the main issue comes with how she transitioned and how she has taken on the body considered ''male'' for au ra and how that influences how people see her and treat her during sex and romantic endeavors. but her problem stew is mostly unrelated to that and more about her insane mental illness and obsessions but this also isnt about this. this post was supposed to be about utterly terrifying it is for ruyan when she marries chefant because she realizes this means shes going to be part of a family and for once in his life have like, brothers and a father and is expected to call them as such and it sends her spiralling down a hole again about the long drawn belief shes had that nobody has ever loved her beyond obligation and ESPECIALLY when she finds out on his very own wedding day that his own mother never really even loved him and did all she did simply out of obligation and now she worries and obsesses over being taken in to a new family and the wedding and what this all means and how terrifying this all is. not to mention after knowing everything that goes on in the family how worried she is that shes so easily accepted in for who she is (agender woman? person bisexual) while they all have been having a magnitude 8 repressed family moment. AND her other fears about marriage and being ''tied down'' and the idea that everyones love for her has a limit that will be met one day and she will be discarded and left behind or that hes expected to be a certain way or behave a specific way and meet ''requirements'' for this love. anyway

[moistvonlipwig]

that "but" doing a lot of heavy lifting !